Teaser Tuesday is a weekly bookish meme hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along, just do as following:
·Grab your current read
·Open to a random page
·Share two (2) "teaser" sentences from somewhere on that page
·Be careful not to include any spoilers so as not to ruin the book for others.
Make sure to share the title and the author so other TT participants can add the book to their TBR piles.
Things That Are Destroying Jane Greene’s Undead Social Life Before It Can Even Begin:
1) A twelve-year-old brother who’s convinced she’s a zombie.
2) Parents who are begging her to turn them into vampires.
3) The pet goldfish she accidentally turns instead.
4) Weird superpowers that let her rip the heads off of every other vampire she meets.(Sounds cool, but it doesn’t win you many friends.)
5) A pyschotic vampire creator who’s using her to carry out a plan for world domination.
6) A seriously ripped vampire hunter who either wants to stake her or make out with her. Not sure which.
Being an undead, eternally pasty fifteen-year-old isn’t quite the sexy, brooding, angst-fest Jane always imagined....
Helen Keeble’s riotous debut novel combines the humor of Vladimir Tod with Ally Carter’s spot-on teen voice. With a one-of-a-kind vampire mythology and an irresistibly relatable undead heroine, this uproarious page-turner will leave readers bloodthirsty for more.
My Teaser ~
"I squirmed until my feet were planted solidly against the top of the coffin. It creaked, resisting me-then, it flew open, and a whole load of earth fell right into my mouth. I'd intended to burst forth with a dramatic cry and fangs agleam, but it ended up being more of a splutter and a stagger." (pg. 4)
You can read my full review of Fang Girl here.
You can purchase Fang Girl at:
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Awesome teaser. It's funny and kind of sad at the same time. Definitely a must read for me. Thanks for sharing.ReplyDelete
Hahaha I love it! I'm going to have to look this book up! Thanks :)ReplyDelete
I shared two teasers … hope you enjoy them!
Bels ~ The Bookish Snob
This book sounds like it could be really funny. Love your teaser!ReplyDelete
My teaser is from CONFESSIONS OF A CORPORATE SLUT.
This sounds awesome and quite hilarious! I'm going to have to check it out!ReplyDelete
Ha! That would so be me if I became a vampire! Sounds cute!ReplyDelete
Wow! That's fantastic! Love your blog header by the way!ReplyDelete
Here's my teaser: I love Dan Brown
Ha-ha....this one sounds very temper. Humor in this kind of tale sounds like a great twist.ReplyDelete
Here's MY TUESDAY MEMES POST
I meant to say "tempting"!Delete
Haha!! Love that teaser. There were so many great lines in this book. I would have never been able to choose. This makes me want to go back and read it again just for the laughs.ReplyDelete
A fun teaser.ReplyDelete
Love that teaser!ReplyDelete
Sounds like a vampire book that makes fun of itself. Awesome. :) My TT this week is from The Raven Boys.ReplyDelete
Cute! Love those vamps that are funny too.ReplyDelete
Love it! This book sounds awesome.ReplyDelete
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This seems like it has a lot of humor in it. Can't wait to see your final thoughts when you review it Andrea. :)ReplyDelete
Sounds like a funny read. Thanks for sharing!ReplyDelete